Here’s Some Crazy-Ass Bella!

Here are a few of the fics that I'm currently reading and totally digging on that feature a pretty bat-shit Bella. Just as an FYI, the one thing ALL these fics have in common is Bella violence; so if you have issues with physical abuse or gore, you may want to skip them...so, that said: GO READ THEM!



peters.kitten

My Dying Wish

Listining to Jasper tease Edward about 'finally having a female on top of him' and hearing Edwards hissed reply from underneath my bed was more than I could take. "I've heard of monsters under the bed, but this is just ridiculous."

Bella/Peter; Rated M; 15 Chapters

I so LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this fic, the shit Bella pulls is hysterical! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll spew coffee all over the monitor - send the author some love and join me in demanding that she put out AT LEAST 25 pages of reading delight per day!



HammerHips

Decay

Four walls. Darkness. Bella might be Victoria's prisioner, but is it posible that what looms within the darkness is her real enemy?

Bella/Jasper; Rated M; 6 Chapters

This story is still early on, but so completely fuck-awesome! The perfect amount of wit and deranged banter mixed all in with a perfectly awesome crazy and a tad bit psychotic Bella - I just love some truly crazy as shit Bella! It features not only members of the Brady Bunch, but Evil Overlord Rules and an assholisaurus! I am really excited for this story, and where the author is planning to take it; so read it, review it and send her some PM's and let her know we demand updates!!



givemesomevamp

The Quite Room

"So, I'm a little crazy. You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that in your face.", I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human posibly be.

Bella/Jasper; Rated M; 37 Chapters

This fic is now complete and it is so frickin good! I believe that this is the fic that coined the phrase "Chairpaire"...and if it's not, then sorry to whoever did :-p We get Peter, Charlotte, Garrett and of course the Cullen crew and Denali's too...if you are a Jacob fan, you may want to pass this one by 'cause even though he does not make a lot of appearances in this fic, he is quite the dog pile of shit in this story, just so ya know. This is a very well written fic and is a total must read!

Untimely Update – AKA: OMG! Someone Really Read My Fucking Blog!!

So it’s been forever and day since I have posted anything here…yeah, I suck. I didn’t really think anybody bothered to read this, but to my surprise someone DID!! Go fucking figure! Anyway, since these FFN authors were nice enough to leave me some comments, like back in August and September, on my little piece of real estate here, I thought I would pay some homage to the fic’s I am reading of theirs:

Author: Cherry Zone
Fiercest Calm –
After her mother's death and graduating from high school, Bella Swan moves to Forks. College is on hold while she mourns, so she gets a job at the local diner where she meets the handsome cook, Edward Cullen. AU/BxE/AH/eventual lemons/canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,087 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 5-31-10 - Published: 5-20-09 - Bella & Edward

Author: catonspeed
The Last Mile –
8yrs from NM bday party aftermath: It's the final nail in the coffin & Bella is running south after bad news. Where has she been? Meeting the last person she expected to find on the desert roads of Texas, is her life ending or just beginning? Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,822 - Reviews: 1403 - Updated: 9-14-10 - Published: 10-3-09 - Bella & Jasper
>> Here FFN page says she’s on hiatus, but hopefully she will return SOON and give us an update of this very awesome fic – so read it, leave reviews then beg and plead for an update!!

Author: bbwraven
Awakening –
Rockstar Edward Cullen is going to Forks for much needed R&R with family and friends. He didn't expect to find old flame Bella Swan dealing with an abusive husband. Can he put his bruised ego aside to be there for Bella, risking his heart to her again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 150,237 - Reviews: 1137 - Updated: 9-26-10 - Published: 9-9-09 - Edward & Bella

Check out their fics and leave them some love, too. You should check out their favorites, you're sure to find some great reads there!

I’ll be posting some of my new obsessions soon. And by soon I don’t mean five months from now!

TTFN!

Find The Fic!

HELP!!! I'm looking for a story that is Jasper/Bella - in the opening chapter it is Jasper POV and has him running thriugh the forrest; he's wondeing why it is he can't seem to run as fast and what is wrong with him. Towards the end of the chapter it has Jasper comming upon Bellas house and he thinks something along the lines of ...Bella, the one responsible for this happening to me. This is NOT Back from the Dead.

SO! Please Please Please send me a PM if you know what story this is, I will forever be in your debt - in fact I will read ALL your fics and review EVERY chapter!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!

Hugs and Kisses!